Category: Streaming Mini-Review

  • Beyond Skyline

    Beyond Skyline

    This movie is what would happen if a Fifth Grade assembly play were given a special effects budget. 

  • Dunkirk

    Dunkirk

    In diametric opposition to my previous review of Bright, here’s something that will win an Oscar. Dunkirk tells the story of the retreat of British forces out of France, prior to the Battle of Britain. The retreat’s entire purpose, in fact, was to have an army left to protect Britain when the Nazis attempted to…

  • Bright

    Bright

    The hardest part of logging into Netflix (or Hulu or whatever) is that there are a lot of movies you can stream, but are you sure you want to? Well, you can leave that decision up to your trusty intrepid movie reviewers now that Alan Smithee will also be reviewing things you can stream! You…