Prithee join us upon yon movie recommendation most terrifying, forsooth we view THE VVITCH upon yon Netflix. For thou mayest also recommend and thee and thine fair podcasters shall view it. For this be the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!
BEHOLD THE MIGHTY CHEST HAIR OF SEAN CONNERY ON THIS LOUD EPISODE OF THE ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW! (Sorry for the sound quality, I’m still figuring things out. #quarantine.
Hey, it can’t be worse than Suicide Squad, can it? Find out on this quarantine edition of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!
Gotta go FAST! Should you speed your way to the theater to see Sonic? Or should you spin attack whoever thought up this nightmare? Find out on the Alan Smithee Film Review!
They did. They actually did it. Those damn dirty apes give you all their picks for this year’s Academy Awards. Damn them! Damn them all to hell! Only on the Alan Smithee Film Review!
Oi! Ya right geezah. Listen in as Damien desperately tries to remember Michelle Dockery’s name, and Ben dives deep into cinematic storytelling, only on the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!
Grab your umbrella, and let all the awesome animation rain down on you. Give this one a chance, I’m being sincere. It’s amazing. Don’t believe me, well listen to the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW, and find out why!
The best (and first) movie we’ve reviewed this DECADE! Only on the Alan Smithee Film Review!
It’s been 3 and a half years leading up to this magic moment! Ben and Damien review what could be called the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time. Or not! Who knows? Find out on EPISODE 100 of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!
Gee, I wonder what these nerds thought about the final Star Wars Skywalker Saga Movie? Find out on Episode 99 of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!