Author: Damien
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The Hurricane Heist
You want to know something more damaging than a Category 8 hurricane? The damage this burning dumpster fire will do to your BRAIN! Check out The Hurricane Heist on this episode of the Alan Smithee Film Review!
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Annihilation
You know you want some hard Sci-Fi! Something original. Something new. Something starring the President’s Daughter from Mars Attacks! Check out Annihilation on this week’s Alan Smithee Film Review! https://s3.amazonaws.com/alansmithee/Annihilation.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download
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2018 Oscar Picks
You’re right listeners! Last week’s podcast was TOO SHORT! Here’s an hour and a half battle between Damien and Ben as they make their picks for the 90th Annual Academy Awards, only on the Alan Smithee Film Review! https://s3.amazonaws.com/alansmithee/Oscar_Picks_2018.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download
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Black Panther
Ben: Wakanda forever? Damien: Wakanda forever! Find out more on the Alan Smithee Film Review! https://s3.amazonaws.com/alansmithee/BlackPanther.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download
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2018 Oscar Best Picture Nominee Review!
You know you’ve been begging for an hour long breakdown of all of this year’s Oscar Best Picture Nominees! YOU ASK… WE DELIVER! https://s3.amazonaws.com/alansmithee/Best_Picture.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download
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The Post
Watch a movie about a time when people used to get their news off of the flattened carcasses of dead trees! Is The Post worth a read.. er.. watch? Tune into the Alan Smithee Film Review! https://s3.amazonaws.com/alansmithee/The_Post.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download
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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
[INSERT OMINOUS DRUM SOUNDS HERE] as we review Jumani: Welcome to the Jungle on the latest episode of the Alan Smithee Film Review ! https://s3.amazonaws.com/alansmithee/Jumanji.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download
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Dunkirk
In diametric opposition to my previous review of Bright, here’s something that will win an Oscar. Dunkirk tells the story of the retreat of British forces out of France, prior to the Battle of Britain. The retreat’s entire purpose, in fact, was to have an army left to protect Britain when the Nazis attempted to…
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Bright
The hardest part of logging into Netflix (or Hulu or whatever) is that there are a lot of movies you can stream, but are you sure you want to? Well, you can leave that decision up to your trusty intrepid movie reviewers now that Alan Smithee will also be reviewing things you can stream! You…