Author: Damien
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John Wick 3: Parabellum
The actual title is John Wick – Chapter 3: Parabellum, but can we all agree that’s more than a bit pretentious? I mean, it’s a bit of a reach for a Latin phrase that maybe people will get? And there, in this description is the only bad thing we have to say about this movie!…
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Detective Pikachu
ALL BY MYYYYSELLLFFFF. BEN ISN’T HERE, I’M ALL BYY MYYSELLFFF. Damien reviews Detective Pikachu on the Alan Smithee Film Review! https://s3.amazonaws.com/alansmithee/Pikachu.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download
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Avengers – Endgame
It all comes down to this. In the immortal words of masterful Philadelphia poets Boyz to Men, “To the end of the road, and I can’t let go.” Has the ten years and twenty-two movies been worth the wait? Strap in and find out, on the latest episode of the Alan Smithee Film Review! https://s3.amazonaws.com/alansmithee/Endgame.mp3Podcast:…
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Shazam!
Will Shazam! wow us enough to break DC’s terrible movie streak? Is Zach Levi the second coming of Paul Rudd? Did Ben and Damien even bother to review Us last week? FIND OUT! Now on the latest episode of the Alan Smithee Film Review! https://s3.amazonaws.com/alansmithee/Shazam.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download
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Captain Marvel
What can we say about Carol Danvers, that hasn’t been said before? What, you haven’t even heard of her? Where to start?? This episode of the Alan Smithee Film Review, I guess! https://s3.amazonaws.com/alansmithee/CaptainMarvel.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download
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Alita: Battle Angel
Oh, it’s ON! Join Ben and Damien in the Motorball Arena as they duke it out over the live-action CG-tastic adaptation of the famous manga Gunnm. Also known to kawai’i otaku as Alita: Battle Angel on this episode of the Alan Smithee Film Review! https://s3.amazonaws.com/alansmithee/Alita.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download
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Oscar Picks 2019
Strap in for an hour-long adventure, as your favorite hosts Ben and Damien accurately predict ALL of the Oscar winners, as they review only eight categories, because otherwise this would be a three-hour long podcast. Check out the full list of our picks and predictions, by clicking here. https://s3.amazonaws.com/alansmithee/Oscars2019.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download
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Glass
First name: Mister. Last name: Glass. Middle Name: Alan Smithee Film Review! https://s3.amazonaws.com/alansmithee/Glass.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download
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Logan’s Run
Mad props to listener Nate Patterson for his retro review request of 1976’s Logan’s Run! Will this old school sci-fi movie make you want to run for the door? Find out on the latest episode of the Alan Smithee Retro Review! https://s3.amazonaws.com/alansmithee/LoganRun.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download